SOFTWARE DEV Hello mom! Look, I’m on the internet!
PRODUCT DESIGN Cooo? Nikt nie zauwazylby, jak jo tu ino pil kawa. Su, podej mi pivo.
SOFTWARE DEVELOPER I am Dush. (the u spoken like ‘oo’) I like to buy soap at Lush. Even when I am in a rush. No need to blush.
PRODUCT OWNER A product manager tries to walk into a bar but can't because door isn't scheduled until next release. 🙁
SOFTWARE DEVELOPER I’m a Java developer so I can make this joke: “A programmer had a problem and decided to use Java. Now he has a ProblemFactory.”
UX / STRATEGY ‘It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice’ - HP Baxxter, Scooter
iOS DEV ‘Me? On the crvsh website? But I am a freelancer? Hey there, in need of a iOS dev? Contact me at REDACTED BY EDITOR
STRATEGY “If you don’t know where you are going, you may end up somewhere else.” — Yogi Berra
PRODUCT DESIGN “Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face” - Iron Mike Tyson
PRODUCT OWNER “There’s more to life than profits. Like, slushees and stuff.” - Randy Marsh
STRATEGY / OPERATIONS döp döp döp döpdöpdöp döp döp - döp döp döp döpdöpdöp döp döp. - HP Baxxter, Scooter
HR / OPERATIONS "The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one." - Oscar Wilde
PRODUCT OWNER Somewhere there is a desaster in the making which needs a PO to jump in...!